Stupid Americans, part 1

In which I recall the various moronic things I've heard American tourists say during my trek across Europe.

Girl in Vienna: "I'm like, actually European. I mean, I know I'm from America and everything, but I'm totally European. I just feel it, y'know? I'm so European!"

Guy in Barcelona: "Dude, I was so wasted. Like, you don't even know how wasted I was. You've never seen someone so wasted. Seriously. You don't even know. I was so wasted. Wasted wasted wasted wasted wasted wasted."

Guy in Prague: "You can tell someone's European if they dress like a queer."

This is only the beginning. I hear stuff like this everyday. Stay tuned.